Dark, decadent Barbara La Marr’s reputation precedes her. Famously appointed “The Girl Who Is Too Beautiful” by Adela Rogers St. Johns, the erotic siren was described as having “a penchant for drinking, drugs, and debauchery. ‘I take lovers like roses,’ said La Marr. ‘By the dozen.’”
Screenwriter Paul Bern was besotted with her, but La Marr was interested only in friendship with the pudgy older man…
La Marr refused Bern [and his pleading marriage proposals], but he would not give up. La Marr preferred the virile cowboy star Jack Dougherty, so Bern proposed a compromise. “We will have a beautiful spiritual life together,” he told La Marr. “You and Mr. Jack Dougherty can have the occasional affair.”
"Dear," the heavy-lidded La Marr said to Bern, "it will work better if I sleep with Mr. Dougherty and have the occasional spiritual affair with you."
Anonymous asked: Saggy tits. Who would spend money on that lol
What? My boobs are great.
See? Perfectly fine.
I mean, yeah, they jiggle and wobble and don’t sit high up on my chest. But that’s normal.
Like what do you think I should do about it? I mean
My boobs just do normal boob things. They’re A-okay normal healthy boobs.
Moral: Boobs are really diverse. Do your boobs sag? Normal. Do they have hair? Normal. Do they have stretch marks? Normal. Do you get pimples on them? Normal. Are they different sizes? Normal. Big nipples? Normal. Puffy dark areola? Normal. Not facing dead ahead? Normal. Small? Normal. Big? Normal. Normal Normal Normal.
And they’re your boobs. If you can change any of those things and you want to, go ahead!
But don’t let people tell you that your breasts are wrong just because they’re affected by gravity.
You’re fine. They’re fine.
Carrie Fisher, as Princess Leia, in a promo shot for Star Wars, c.1977
Tamara Karsavina, 1920.